I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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