After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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