Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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