holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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