You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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