Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
