32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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