I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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