Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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