That's intense
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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