ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
did you just send me my own nude
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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