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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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