U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think my mom watched the whole time
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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