No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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