living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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