office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
They should really pass out barf bags in church
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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