Reggie can tackle my bush.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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