The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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