I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
we should paint friendship bongs
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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