what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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