I'm really into asian looking animals
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
There are leaves in my underwear?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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