I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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