what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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