Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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