Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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