she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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