Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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