wat bout pragnant strippers??
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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