grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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