all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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