her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
then he tried to convert me to islam
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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