GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
