was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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