Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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