thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you never un-have a 4some
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Randomize
