Me too!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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