I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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