Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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