talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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