I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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