Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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