love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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