I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
