It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
