Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We had sex on a dog bed..
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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