i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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