I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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