is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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