Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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