yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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